If you happen to be a crooked politician, cheating gambler, a sneaky businessman, or merely some lazy ass student that doesn’t want to study for your exams, your dreams have totally come true. You no longer have worry about putting in the hard work and actually earning your way to top, you can now slack off and cheat your way to success! Incredibly, and I swear I’m not making this up, this new Spy Earpiece actually markets itself for every underhanded need that you may have. Below are the exact words from their website:
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The nano earpiece works in combination with a bluetooth transmitter to connect with your phone so you can privately speak to a friend, a.k.a accomplice, to carry out your dastardly deeds. The bluetooth transmitter can be conveniently attached to a necklace and hidden under your shirt for complete discretion. If you want to get even sneakier you can buy their bluetooth watch transmitter with built-in microphone and pretend you’re 007 or a Secret Service agent.
I can’t say that I agree with their marketing tactics but I have to admit this little piece of tech wonder is something every damn man-kid would love to have. You don’t have to use the tiny toy just for evil; the makers also indicate that it can be used to secretly listen to the radio or your favorite mp3 songs too. If you’re a sports nut who can’t afford to miss the big game but have prior obligations this may be the perfect solution. Perhaps more importantly this small spy earpiece is much less annoying than the heavy bluetooth earpieces that hang off the outside of your ear. No longer are you destined to be branded a self-centered doofus by every citizen that sees you walking around with that glowing chunk of plastic hanging off your head. Sure, they may think you’re a little weird talking to yourself, but if you opt-in for the bluetooth watch transmitter you’ll at least be the coolest of all the weirdos!
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